A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"Submitted by Steve A:
Vibram Five Fingers Classic Man Shoes Navy/Auqa/camoVibram Five Fingers Classic Woman Shoes Black/BlackVibram Five Fingers Classic Woman Shoes Lilac/white/Lilac Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother. Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?Submitted by Miguel de Paco Moltó
06-19-2010, 05:12 PM
A snail walks into
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