There was this couple

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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sittingat the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to hiswife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.""Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very day, we were sitting hereat this breakfast table together."Vibram Five FingersVibram FiveFingers KSOVibram FiveFingers Men KSO Trek"Hmmm," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jay birdsfifty years ago this morning.""Well," the old lady snickered, "What do you say...should we?"Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table."You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipplesare as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.""I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old man. "One's in your coffee andthe other one's in your oatmeal!"